the first time john showed up at 221b baker street sherlock said “your bedroom’s in the attic even though your leg doesn’t work, there’s only one bathroom with a see through door adjoining my bedroom, and i’ve already trashed the entire place,” and john said “sounds perfect i’m moving in immediately”
enough with hills to die on. i climbed this hill to Kill
tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balin’s tomb and we’re just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when it’s over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time